5 Things That Gross Me Out (Dirty Cup Edition)
Large clumps of lipstick left on coffee cups. Blot, people...blot.
When Scott spits gum out into a cup in his car and then a week later brings said cup into the sink to be washed and it is stuck to the bottom. (Yes, I realize I have never told you this.)
When I forget to wash my work mug before I leave for the weekend, particularly if I didn't quite finish the hot chocolate I made in it.
The cup holders in my car that have an unidentified stickiness to them that can only be found in "mom" cars.
A sippy cup found under the couch a month later. Multiply it 100 times if it has any remnants of milk in it.
4 Things That Made Me Want to Cry This Week
The reading of the Declaration of Independence before the Superbowl...because our country is sadly far from what they intended.
Former Early Childhood PTA presidents that attended Founders Day and talked about looking at the same kids they knew in preschool getting their high school diplomas...because I am not ready to think about that.
Morgan's book that she dictated to Thea about whales and then illustrated...because I don't want her to ever stop loving whales they way she does now.
Fabio kicked off of Top Chef...because he is my favorite. "This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop!"
3 Things That Made Me Laugh This Week
"Hide" and seek with the girls...because their idea of hiding is very different than mine.
Sue Sylvester trying to shoot Britney out of a cannon.
A stick drawing I saw of how much Southerners enjoy snow, which might be vaguely similar to how Northerners enjoy it. (I think you can click to enlarge.)
2 Things Potter Ate This Week That He Shouldn't Have
1/4 of the throw rug that is in his "cave" in the back hall.
The rest of Zoe's Lunchable, including packaging, that was left out by mistake on the coffee table.
1 Awesome Movie Quote Made by My Boss Today
"1 point 21 jigawatts!?!?"
Which I can't decide is more or less funny when you know that what we were talking about was materiality thresholds on financial statements.
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