OR Norcross Vacation 2012 - Part 2
How long can a four-year-old last on a cruise day without a nap?
Day 1 – During the Ice Show around 5:30
Day 2 - Moments before the eyes glaze over and close on ride back to the boat around 3:00
Day 3 - At dinner around 6:15
Day 4 - NOT PICTURED - At viewing of Madagascar 3 in 3D around 2:30
Day 5 - On the floor after showering around 5:00
Day 6 - On the deck chair after morning swim around noon.
If a 160 pound man falls from the sky, does he make a splash?
Yes, I realize I exude movie making ineptness and I'm woooo-ing in a very annoying fashion.
On a scale of 1-5 (5 being the best), this is what Zoe rated her dad’s belly flop. He did not win.
How many times can kids eat chicken fingers for dinner without getting tired of them?
Five for Morgan, before she decided to try for the first time…SALMON?
All seven nights for Zoe.
No chicken fingers are being consumed in this picture, but it is funny.
Who is the best Madagascar character?
Skipper: Hey, quadruped. Sprechen zie English?
Marty: I sprechen.
Skipper: What continent is this?
Skipper: Hoover DAM! We haven’t even left New York!
Who is the second best Madagascar character?
King Julian: What is a bite on the buttocks between friends?
How many cupcakes does it take to make a cheeseburger and fries?
Three. Plus a little thing I like to call “pure artistic talent”.
Who got suckered into adopting a seven-year-old every night for dinner?
Can a 120 (okay 140) pound weakling use her fetus arms to pull herself onto a floating water slide off the coast of Haiti?
No photo evidence available.