AKA how my dogs feel about dog beds...
I think I will just try to make this bed a little more comfortable by trying to scratch the evenly distributed cushion into various sized lumps.
Oh look. I made the string and/or zipper come a little loose. I’m pretty bored, so I will just chew on that for a while. Mom gave me a bone and a dog toy, but I’m too lazy to get them. I might actually have to get up or move my head 6 inches.
Hmm…I wonder what is in this hole that I have made now that I’ve been steadily gnawing for two hours.
STUFFING!!! It’s stuffing! Look, there’s stuffing in here! It tastes really bad but look what it does when I pull it out of the hole. STUFFING!!! I wonder if there is more in there? I better keep gnawing on this hole.
Man, I’m tired. I wish I could get more comfortable on this bed. It doesn’t seem as soft anymore. I better scratch it around some more.
Oh look. I made more stuffing come out! Isn’t this the prettiest stuff you have ever seen? Blah. Very gross though. I think I may have swallowed some. I better hack it up.
Now I’ll just move my bed so it covers up my vomit and Mom will never know. Sigh. I guess it is time for a nap. Oh wait…I think I still have a little more to throw up.
I am sad, because Mom took my dog bed away. I will have to scratch at the cement floor to pass the time.
Mom got me a new dog bed! It’s so very soft! But I can’t find the zipper to gnaw on. I think she might have put duct tape over it. But I will chew on the tag instead.
Oh look. I made a hole.
STUFFING!!! I will try not to throw up this time.
I am sad, because Mom took my dog bed away. I will have to scratch the lead paint off of the cinder block wall.
Mom actually gave us the old couch from the smaller people’s play room. Oh wow! Furniture. This will be so much more comfortable. If only I could get this cushion to move just a little to the left. Hey, is there stuffing in here?
Man, I wish I didn’t have this nice smooth head rest. I should probably chew it until I make it all the way down to the wood frame where the staples poke out. That would be much better.
Well, I was able to remove the cushions, most of the stuffing from the back, and all the fabric off the head rests. I should be good for a nap now.
FYI - $20 for that couch at Salvation Army. Destroyed in less than 8 hours. Not sure I got my money’s worth.