AKA how my dogs feel about dog beds...
Day 1
I think I will just try to make this bed a little more
comfortable by trying to scratch the evenly distributed cushion into various
sized lumps.
Oh look. I made the
string and/or zipper come a little loose.
I’m pretty bored, so I will just chew on that for a while. Mom gave me a bone and a dog toy, but I’m too
lazy to get them. I might actually have
to get up or move my head 6 inches.
Hmm…I wonder what is in this hole that I have made now that
I’ve been steadily gnawing for two hours.
STUFFING!!! It’s
stuffing! Look, there’s stuffing in
here! It tastes really bad but look what
it does when I pull it out of the hole.
STUFFING!!! I wonder if there is more in there? I better keep gnawing on this hole.
Man, I’m tired. I
wish I could get more comfortable on this bed.
It doesn’t seem as soft anymore.
I better scratch it around some more.
Oh look. I made more
stuffing come out! Isn’t this the
prettiest stuff you have ever seen?
Blah. Very gross though. I think I may have swallowed some. I better hack it up.
Now I’ll just move my bed so it covers up my vomit and Mom
will never know. Sigh. I guess it is
time for a nap. Oh wait…I think I still
have a little more to throw up.
Day 2
I am sad, because Mom took my dog bed away. I will have to scratch at the cement floor to
pass the time.
Day 3
Mom got me a new dog bed!
It’s so very soft! But I can’t
find the zipper to gnaw on. I think she
might have put duct tape over it. But I
will chew on the tag instead.
Oh look. I made a
hole.
STUFFING!!! I will
try not to throw up this time.
Fail.
Day 4
I am sad, because Mom took my dog bed away. I will have to scratch the lead paint off of
the cinder block wall.
Day 5
Mom actually gave us the old couch from the smaller people’s
play room. Oh wow! Furniture.
This will be so much more comfortable.
If only I could get this cushion to move just a little to the left. Hey, is there stuffing in here?
Man, I wish I didn’t have this nice smooth head rest. I should probably chew it until I make it all
the way down to the wood frame where the staples poke out. That would be much better.
Well, I was able to remove the cushions, most of the
stuffing from the back, and all the fabric off the head rests. I should be good for a nap now.
Zzzzz…
FYI - $20 for that couch at Salvation Army. Destroyed in less than 8 hours. Not sure I got my money’s worth.
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